It's a hat, " said Jess.Manx stretched. "Yes.""A hat with - just to be clear - a lizard on it. A real, dead lizard."" An iguana, yea. It's been stuffed."" I can see that. Any idiot can see that, but it doesn;t address the issue."" The issue being?"" Manx, you're wearing a goddamn reptile! On your head! With pride! It's like you're the lovechild of Carmen Miranda and a taxidermist! Foz Meadows
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